The Greatest Resume Ever!

This is especially funny for those of us in the job market as we speak! Maybe being "Ivy League material" DOES give you a big head?

The single greatest resume ever. And, by "greatest" I mean "absolutely most hilarious!"


"Success..."
*clips of Aleksey working out*
"is"
*clips of Aleksey playing tennis*
a mental transformation"
*clips of Aleksey ballroom dancing*
"If you're going to work...work...if you're going to train...train...if you're going to dance...then DANCE...but do it with PASSION!"

Special thanks to Anu for the forward!

*smashes stack of bricks in half*