Recipes for Single Slackers

OK, so I've tried 2 new things since I came to Florida for my..."hiatus"

Ben Jacob Quesadillas:
Ketchup
Mayonaisse
Soft Tortilla Shell
Cheese
Tyson Chicken Strips
Aluminum Foil
one IRON

I don't know why he uses ketchup and mayo...but it seems to work. Spread ketchup and mayo on the tortilla shell. Throw in cheese and cut-up chicken strips. Fold shell and place in folded over aluminum foil. Set hot iron on one side, then flip over and repeat on the other side after 5 minutes. Do NOT use a frying pan because that would make sense!

Fried Oreos:
Frozen Double Stuffed Oreos
Pancake mix
Lots of Boiling oil
Powdered Sugar

This is self explanatory. Add water to the pancake mix and stir until slightly liquidy in consistency. Coat cold oreos with batter. Deep fry it...feel your arteries clog (I regret nothing)!!