Why they need me here!

I've noticed it's incredibly hazy around Central and South New Jersey especially around the Summer. At first I thought maybe it was just me. Perhaps it was the same way in Florida and I didn't notice. But, sure enough, I looked online here (Google...the ultimate arbiter of all the 21st Century's Disputes) and there are lots of pleasant green-for-good air quality dots over Florida, and lots of menacing yellow and orange triangles and squares above New Jersey.

You'd think that'd be a bad thing? Well when you're doing your thesis on Tri-State air pollution...it's a GOLD MINE!!!